(1.)A funny apology letter--

This is a letter written by a boy named Shaggy to a girl xyz(Name not mentioned to protect her identity).

This is the actual letter.I have typed it as it is including all the grammatical errors and spelling mistakes.

Dear xyz,

               Hi, How are you plz don’t tire this letter before reading. I am sorry, you know that why I am telling sorry. You know that how was our friendship and Now it is jameen aasmaan ka farak hai. You know that at 9^th Sept when we went to Bupuri. I was appect because I was not feeling well on that day you  were taking my care else no one was asking that what had happened to me. Still I thought it should be our friendship. But my Brain was telling something and my mind was telling else. But I still went with my mind only. On further someone had told you that see Shaggy is your behind. I know that girl….but I don’t want to tell her name. You know one day we were sitting in loon I, Sumit, Swapnil were play catch catch by pen. Then suddenly you told me that plz catch it towards me Shaggy. But I was thinking that it is the nice time to fight with you. So I thrown the pen so fastly that it went near to your eye. And you was angry toward’s me. It’s all over, now our friendship is going to be ended. But next day, our friendship comes in middle and I told you sorry. Tell me one think frankly I am a bad boy na. why because I am drinking. Is it so Yes I am drinking. Drinking mean only beer not rum or etc. Not smoking. I am drinking with my earned money It is not bad habit. It is good for health.You know that I am doing job in Compt Institute. On 29^th March 2005 what you had told to Ashwini that 1^st Poonam, then me, and their will be someone else It is wrong Poonam was my best friend for some region we fighted with each other. Some other girl you think that so. It is not going to happen because I loved you, not other girl, you and only you but I now think that I was wrong It was not love it was a friendship means A SPECIAL FRIEND OR YOU NAME AS BEST FRIEND or LIFETIME FRIEND. CARING each other. I was mad of you. It was my stupidity to think so. No one be duffer like me. So now just doing hi, bye, not talking frankly. I feel very bad. I was coming to college for Sumit A.rao only. Beco’s he is a gay who is like you. A special friend and I am not going to see both of you sad or crying. Whenever Sumit was in trouble I had helped him. Still not ended our friendship If you think that yes Shaggy was a good gay then I am going to be the happiest man in universe. Know I just carried on my studies I promise you that In future I will be a successful person. I respect you and your feeling’s. So forget all those thinks which was happen betn us. I am going far from you, but I am alway be hear with all my friends. Any should held wrong with someone may not happen but plz contact to me.

            I loved you as a friend and alway be loving

Keep always                                    plz ees letter ko padne ke bad fad dena.

            Smiling

            xyz

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                                                                                   thank’s

                                                                                       Your Best friend